You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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