yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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