I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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