My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
