I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i barfeds in our rink
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
