I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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