Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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