she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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