If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
