he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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