her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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