8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it was like his penis was on wheels.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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