My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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