It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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