i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
wow bdsm is so cute
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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