I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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