party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
