I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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