I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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