Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
cat food counts as protein by the way
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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