shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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