school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize