this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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