She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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