i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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