I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
