I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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