just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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