before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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