He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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