we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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