what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
It's rum buckets o'clock
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Randomize
