all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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