i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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