Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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