So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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