It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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