dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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