I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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