people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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