So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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