Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
