Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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