He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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