if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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