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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.

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  He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone

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  whose oscar?

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  the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?

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• (315): View more from New York

  I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.

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• (858): View more from California

  Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.

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  Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day

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