It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just threw up on my dentist
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
