hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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