Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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