I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Four minutes until I can fart!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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