lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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