the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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