About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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