Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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