i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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