Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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